Game start (take 2)

[VanHelden Game Calls]

No tamale.  But a few weeks back in Mexico I was showing off and decided I could handle a habanero pepper.  I was such a man 3 could not stop me.

Later that day and night.  WOW!!!  doing what needs to be done through a swelled shut (blank).   Still don;t get it?  Imagine a  rectal exam with a cactus.

[Hognutz]

That's how the locals do it..

[hookedspur]

That would make you scream alright . With a cactus ? Really ?

[redarrow]

Screan for yoMammie

[Hognutz]

I would rather have 6 Chuck Norris enemas (Tabasco Sauce) than go through that..

[hookedspur]

EEEWWW Hot and STINKY .

[Hognutz]

You tend to get a little yellow in your underwear after the Chuck Norris treatment. But it only last a day or two.

[redarrow]

You boys need to go huntin or somthing ,cause you are starting to act a wee bit Whacko !

[Hognutz]

I think it is time that we obeyed your order. Time to move on to hunting.

[redarrow]

Taking a gobbler is cool,but then a Downer when you realize your season is over.

[VanHelden Game Calls]

I am going wacko.  3 more weeks till go time.  I am starting to get really excited now.

[Hognutz]

Good luck with the hunt. I hope it yields a stud for you..

[redarrow]

With Silver spurs.

[Hognutz]

I had a pair of silver spurs, once. I was going to be a cowboy, riding bucking broncos. The only problem was my inherent fear of horses.

[redarrow]

Jason had a Golden fleece.