A little contest

[misfire]

Ok, so many years ago I decided on "Misfire Game Calls" for the name of my call making venture. Dont know why, just thought it was catchy. But anyhow, kind of stuck with it. Well, looking at getting some tshirts made with my logo on it, the logo going on the front pocket area. Kinda want to put something on the back. So here is where the contest comes in, I need suggestions for a "catchy" phrase to put on the back. Winner gets a slate over glass with a striker.
I already have " The only misfire you will ever enjoy"
Give me something good guys

[HARDCORE]

"I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand"   

HC

[misfire]

Sounds like a 1970s porn film

[BOFF]

Pm sent.



God Bless,
David B.

[billy29435]

The only  misfire that sounds better then BOOM

[Gamblinman]

"The only misfire you need"

Misfire Game Calls

[redarrow]

"You Can't Miss With A Misfire !"

[guesswho]

Successful turkey hunters use Misfires to their advantage, Misfire Game Calls!

[TNTOM]

The only Misfire that stops them dead in their tracks.

[TRKYHTR]

The only way to kill game is with a Misfire.

TRKYHTR

[NappinUnderTrees]

Misfire, shooting blanks and callin em in since 2007(Insert year of company founding here, I just went with a random one).

[renegade19]

pm sent

[captin_hook]

"Misfires can be dangerous"

[fl panhandler]

Imagine a turkey in strut and underneath it:

Misfires may be hazerdous to their health
           Misefire Game Calls

[Tail Feathers]

Misfire Game Calls...
Calls 'em back time after time!