3 word story

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And begging me

[tomstopper]

with stinky breath     (We went from a little turkey to this. Wow what a story this will end up to be.   )

[captin_hook]

And rotten teeth  ( when I check this thread and read this, I laugh out loud at my computer.. this is great )

[lightsoutcalls]

for a LifeSaver

[barry]

I then awakened

[captin_hook]

sweating and shaking

[longbeard11]

on my desk

[barry]

realizing that I

[captin_hook]

Lost my pants

[longbeard11]

and made a'mess

[longspur]

just my luck

[tomstopper]

my coworkers arrived

[Eric Gregg]

This is awkward

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I started to

[guesswho]

pull up my