Whether you own a dog or not,
you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below.
Dog For Sale.
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,
as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, or molesters
left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,
Ho Lee Schitt.
