If guns kill people, then _______

[lightsoutcalls]

I heard an interesting discussion yesterday on conservative talk radio.  Obviously they were addressing the recent shooting issue in CO.  They played numerous sound clips of media and political hacks who would love to see our 2nd ammendment rights taken away.  The show host clearly expressed condolences for those who lost loved ones in the senseless killings, and openly condemned the actions of the shooter.  That said, they opened up the phone lines and asked for comparisons to the phrase:

"Guns kill people"

The idea was to de-bunk this myth, as it is impossible for an inanimate object to act of its own accord.  The focus shifted from the "incident" to the "argument".   A couple of my favorites were:

"If you find misspelled words on my test, the pencil did it."

and

"Credit cards create debt."

What you got?

[captin_hook]

One of my favorites...  " the spoon made me fat"

[Fatbeard]

Hooters! I just go there for the wings

[Limbstrutter]

Or the Government made me lazy   

[magicman]

The doctor got me hooked on pills.

[Woodsman4God]

Ted Nugent argued a female anti gunner and compaired her to a hooker because of her Genitalia

[tomstopper]

"Fast food is why I am Fat"

[longspur]

matches cause arson
cars cause wrecks

[stinkpickle]

...Playboy magazine causes tennis elbow.

[Deputy 14]

Oldgobbler.com causes a major decline of productivity at work.

[barry]

...Playboy magazine causes tennis elbow.

And carpal tunnel

[jblackburn]

...Playboy magazine causes tennis elbow.

And carpal tunnel

and going blind . . .

[Ruger M77]

my truck makes me drive fast

[drenalinld]

OG is responsible for my call addiction!

[Clif Owen]

OG is responsible for my call addiction!

This one may be valid...otherwise, how would you know about all of the beautiful choices made by some of these guys?