Vaseline.

[Hognutz]

Vaseline

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and

was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it

on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most

people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far,

can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"



The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob

and it keeps the kids out."

[shadetree callers]

Thats funny stuff right there !!

[barry]

Good one!

[GSLAM95]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[Fatbeard]

That's a good one

[flintlock]

I could have saved a bundle on Disney movies when the kids were little if you'd have told me sooner!!!!  LOL!!!!!!

[SumToy]

 

[TnTurk]

I could have saved a bundle on Disney movies when the kids were little if you'd have told me sooner!!!!  LOL!!!!!!

[captin_hook]

Blahahahahahaaaaaa..

[tomstopper]

Did not see that coming. Great joke.. 

[albrubacker]

Good one!

[redrivergar]

Thanks, I needed that!

[nctrkyhntr]

 

[M Sharpe]