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This gave me a laugh today enjoy!!

Started by Houndstooth Game Calls, July 18, 2012, 01:50:42 PM

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July 18, 2012, 01:50:42 PM
LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE
 
 
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
 
Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
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"Very good, Sally", said the teacher.
 
Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
 
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
 
Eventually, It was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
 
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.
 
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
 
"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
 
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"
 
"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."  :icon_thumright:

Eric Gregg

#1
July 18, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
 :TooFunny:

Deputy 14

#2
July 18, 2012, 02:23:32 PM
 :TooFunny: That's hilarious.

longspur

#3
July 18, 2012, 02:34:33 PM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:

Crappiepro

#4
July 18, 2012, 03:12:16 PM
Thats a great one!  :happy0064:

albrubacker

#5
July 18, 2012, 03:35:00 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
The addiction will cost you time and money and alienate those close to you. I can give you the names of a dozen addicts — myself included — whose wives begin to get their hackles up a week before turkey season starts and stay mad until a week after it closes.

—Charlie Elliott

CASH

#6
July 18, 2012, 05:21:18 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Hognutz

#7
July 18, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

GSLAM95

#8
July 18, 2012, 08:23:26 PM
excellent!!  :z-winnersmiley:


Apologizing:  does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. 
It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

tomstopper

#9
July 19, 2012, 07:31:33 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

savduck

#10
July 19, 2012, 04:40:05 PM
 :happy0064: :you_rock: :happy0064: :you_rock:
Georgia Boy

magnoliagamecalls

#11
July 19, 2012, 09:17:32 PM
 :you_rock: :you_rock: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:

coyotetrpr

#12
July 20, 2012, 04:27:33 PM
Best one I have heard in a while. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Jakes are like scotch. They are not worth a darn until they age.

turkey slayer

#13
July 20, 2012, 08:58:30 PM
oldie, but a good one! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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