Have To Brag!

[TRKYHTR]

BUT I ANIT SCARED, LETS HAVE AN OLD GOBBLER OVER 40 FOOT RACE.

Might have to give me a week or so, but I'm in

It might take me a year to warm up. Then I'll need a nap before we start.

TRKYHTR

[guesswho]

I figure at the end of 50 yards I'm going to be laying on the ground anyway, so I plan on taking advantage of that and take my nap then.  Y'all wake me up when the hamburgers and home made ice cream is done..

[chatterbox]

I'm gonna have Harrison pinch run for me.
Don't worry. I'll be at the finish line cooking burgers!

[mountman62]

i bet if there had been a turkey gobbling past the finish line, you would have beat her by at least 10 lengths     

[guesswho]

i bet if there had been a turkey gobbling past the finish line, you would have beat her by at least 10 lengths     

Yep, I probably would have tripped her and took off.

[chatterbox]

i bet if there had been a turkey gobbling past the finish line, you would have beat her by at least 10 lengths     

Yep, I probably would have tripped her and took off.

You wouldn't have even had to have done that. Atr the sound of the first gobble, she would still be in the blocks, and you would be setting up!