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Started by Mag10, June 12, 2012, 09:56:11 PM
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Good Laugh
June 12, 2012, 09:56:11 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We
went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
... I called him an "asshole" .. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Mary called him a " head". He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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June 12, 2012, 10:08:09 PM
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June 12, 2012, 10:26:46 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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June 12, 2012, 10:43:03 PM
dang, i got to start walking around looking for the bumper stickers, them folks need lots of learning
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June 12, 2012, 10:47:42 PM
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June 12, 2012, 11:08:50 PM
That's some good stuff right there!!!!!
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June 13, 2012, 09:28:14 AM
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June 13, 2012, 09:53:25 AM
Now that's funny!
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June 13, 2012, 10:30:32 AM
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June 13, 2012, 11:04:53 AM
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