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Bad News, Good News, Great News

Started by Hognutz, February 28, 2011, 08:55:43 PM

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Hognutz

February 28, 2011, 08:55:43 PM
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced  Alaska State  Troopers.


"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper...

"Tell me, please! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

"Oh. my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "Well,
what's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we
feel that you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

:icon_thumright:

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chatterbox

#1
February 28, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
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turkey slayer

#2
February 28, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

drum817

#3
February 28, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
 :z-guntootsmiley: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-guntootsmiley:
"Freedom Has Never Been Free"

OLE RASPY

#4
February 28, 2011, 08:59:31 PM
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VAHUNTER

#5
February 28, 2011, 09:11:55 PM
thats awful !!! but funny as heck  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Good things come to those who wait

BOFF

#6
February 28, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: VAHUNTER on February 28, 2011, 09:11:55 PM
thats awful !!! but funny as heck  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

X2 


Thanks for the laugh!!

God Bless,
David  B.

TrackeySauresRex

#7
February 28, 2011, 10:09:38 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  funny stuff right there!
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

hookedspur

#8
February 28, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
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#9
February 28, 2011, 11:34:49 PM
 :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Muskie03

#10
March 01, 2011, 12:59:08 AM
Quote from: Hognutz on February 28, 2011, 08:55:43 PM

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

:icon_thumright:


:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Muskie03 Taught Me A Lesson In 2011

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#11
March 01, 2011, 06:12:22 AM
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selinoid44

#12
March 01, 2011, 06:34:01 AM
Thats a definite knee slapper. :TooFunny:  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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PANYHunter

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March 01, 2011, 07:43:40 AM
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