VAT DA Heck, OLE?
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In Court, the Trucking
Company's Lawyer was questioning Ole.
"Didn't you say, Sir, at the Scene of the Accident, "I'm fine?" asked
the Lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into da....."
"I didn't ask for any details," the Lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the Scene of the Accident, "I'm
fine?"
Ole said, "Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da Trailer and I vas
driving down da road.....
The Lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the Scene of the Accident, this man told
the Highway Patrolman on the Scene that he was just fine. Now several
weeks after the Accident he is trying to sue my Client. I believe he
is a Fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said
to the Lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his Favorite
Mule, Bessie."
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell, as I vas saying, I had
yust loaded Bessie, my Favorite Mule, into da Trailer and vas driving
her down da highvay ven dis huge Semi Truck and Trailer ran da Stop
Sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch
and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't
vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans." "Shortly after da
Accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da Scene. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her."
"After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his
gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes."
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at
me and said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now vat da heck vould YOU say?"
