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Chuck Norris Bridge.

Started by redarrow, February 28, 2012, 09:21:15 AM

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Hognutz

#1
February 28, 2012, 10:15:43 AM
Chuck Norris don't need no stinkin' bridge.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Eric Gregg

#2
February 28, 2012, 12:38:00 PM
Man, if it were crossing a great body of water, I would say Norris it is.
But don't insult his invincibity by making a little bridge for pedestrians and cyclist with his name on it.
Come on, show some respect ::)

eaglea1

#3
February 28, 2012, 12:40:20 PM
Chuck Norris = Respect

redarrow

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February 28, 2012, 01:47:48 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 04:23:34 PM by redarrow
Reporter on TV today said if you peel back the skin from Chucks chin you would find another fist.

Turkey Trot

#5
February 28, 2012, 02:05:00 PM
Water is afraid to cross under Chuck Norris Bridge.

Trolls pay rent to live under Chuck Norris Bridge because they are afraid not to pay.

;D
Until The Turkeys Have Their Historians, Tales Of The Hunt Shall Always Glorify The Hunter

joshb311

#6
February 28, 2012, 03:55:26 PM
Chuck Norris crossing water..... more like the water would have to cross Chuck Norris... if he let it!!  :icon_thumright:

Doubletap

#7
February 28, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
A bridge across the Atlantic would be more fitting

MY

#8
February 29, 2012, 10:29:26 AM
Naming that bridge after Chuck Norris would be a mistake. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.

Ctomp1974

#10
February 29, 2012, 02:18:18 PM
Quote from: MY on February 29, 2012, 10:29:26 AM
Naming that bridge after Chuck Norris would be a mistake. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.

Thats Awesome! :TooFunny:
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