I post this right before season every year

[Sherrell]

A game warden was driving down the road when he came

 upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and

 asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

 The boy replied, "What turkey?"

 The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying

 under your arm."

 The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a

 turkey done roosted under my arm!"

 The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey

 season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to

 you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his

 wing, I'll break your arm.

 Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are

you gonna do with him?"

 The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his @%%

 and let him go!

[savduck]

 

[Hognutz]

I like that every time I read it.. Keep it coming, Sherrell..

[deadhead870]

 :TooFunny:Boy,thats a good one!!!!!!

[M,Yingling]

  

[coyotetrpr]

Priceless. 

[longspur]

 

[cannonball]

 

[TrackeySauresRex]

        

[stuball]

Thats good!!

[deadhead]

It's a classic.

[turkey slayer]

It's a classic.

[VA_Birdhunter]

 

[gooblnfever]

 

[socalturkeyman]