SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

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     In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a
large
     German-speaking population.

     ... One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a
man
using
     his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

     The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink
     das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

     Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
     s#*t in it."

     The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning
     for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
     The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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[runngun]

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!

[Hognutz]

 

[VA_Birdhunter]

THATS GREAT!!!!!!!   

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[Ol'Mossy]

 

[JVA54]

       

[Curtdawg88]

 

[flintlock]

We should do an OG fishing trip and have YOU and HOGNUTZ telling jokes.  LOL!!!!  You guys are too funny.

[turkey slayer]

     In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a
large
     German-speaking population.

     ... One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a
man
using
     his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

     The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink
     das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

     Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
     s#*t in it."

     The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning
     for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
     The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

[remmy1187]

Drink up!!

[longspur]

  pitch him a red solo cup 

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