Senior Citizen Texting Codes.

[Hognutz]

New codes for seniors when texting:

ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[flintlock]

I bet you see this one:

ignern't!



Wess

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[CASH]

 

[hookedspur]

 
I resemble some of those.

[bgbuck153]

 

[JVA54]

       

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[T-town]

Now, that right there is funny. The sad thing is that I can relate to so many of those

[pdqt]

I would have to print it, and post it next to the pc, cause I have crs-----

can't rember sh!!

[cannonball]

 

[bbcoach]

What is Texting?

[handcannon]

It's easy texting on my new Jitterbug phone.

[chatterbox]

 

[Hognutz]

It's easy texting on my new Jitterbug phone.

With absolutely no cost to you!!