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Started by Ol'Mossy, February 02, 2012, 07:35:37 PM

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane and he turned to her and asked "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger"

The little girl who had just started to read a book replied
"What do you want to talk about?"

"Oh I don't know" said the atheist, " How about why there is no God, or no heaven or hades or no life after death.", as he smiled smugly

"Ok" she said. " Those could be interesting topics , but let me ask you a question first"
" A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same grass, yet a deer excretes pellets ,while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visible surprised by the girls intelligence , thinks about it and says"I have no idea" , to which the little girl replies " Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God , no heaven or hades or no life after death, when you don't know poop??"

And she went back to reading her book

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