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Started by JELLYHEAD, February 01, 2012, 11:13:43 PM

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JELLYHEAD

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam.


I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father...... who art in Heaven...

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May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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jerseyjimk

that was ok,but you have to love the blond jokes

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Quote from: jerseyjimk on February 02, 2012, 05:41:46 PM
that was ok,but you have to love the blond jokes

Yeah and I love passing every one of them on to my blonde wife.

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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in awhile!!!  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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