The Bacon Tree :
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a
sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that
smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within
5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a
machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees....
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees.... a ham bush."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did!
He,he,he
