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Started by Hognutz, January 30, 2012, 02:53:41 PM

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Hognutz

January 30, 2012, 02:53:41 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only  $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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turkey slayer

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January 30, 2012, 02:56:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

turkey harvester

#2
January 30, 2012, 02:59:48 PM
Good one :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Hunt with your kids, not for them.

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January 30, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
 :lol: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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runngun

#4
January 30, 2012, 09:57:16 PM
Priceless
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JVA54

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January 31, 2012, 08:15:41 AM
 
       :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Basser69

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January 31, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:


nctrkyhntr

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January 31, 2012, 12:54:54 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

kamski1151

#8
January 31, 2012, 06:28:13 PM
good point...


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h2obil

#9
January 31, 2012, 08:16:57 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

jerseyjimk

#10
February 01, 2012, 03:25:00 PM
now thats funny

Crappiepro

#11
February 01, 2012, 04:21:18 PM
Thats funny!!  :happy0064:

Ol'Mossy

#12
February 01, 2012, 04:33:55 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

BOFF

#13
February 01, 2012, 08:40:12 PM
I laughed out loud!!


Thanks, I needed that!!





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timberjack86

#14
February 01, 2012, 09:06:53 PM
 :TooFunny: :you_rock:
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