It's Heck To Be Old.

[Hognutz]

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man came to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doctor, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yes, none of us could get the jar open.'

[mossy835]

 

[harvester]

 

[Lightnrod]

 

[TnTurk]

Didn't see that one coming. 

[kamski1151]

Didn't see that one coming. 

X2

[Gus_13]

Wow.  That was good stuff haha.

[stinkpickle]

Didn't see that one coming. 

That's what SHE said.

[spurman]

Now thats funny, being old I can relate to that. 

[chatterbox]

 

[BOFF]

Didn't see that one coming. 

X2

X3

God Bless,
David B.

[turkey slayer]

 

[Ol'Mossy]

 

[gob09]

you dirty dirty man LOL LOL

[Hognutz]

That's not dirty, in the least..It's is flat out hilarious, though..