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Lady Wants To Buy Cyanide.

Started by Hognutz, January 03, 2012, 09:16:38 AM

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Hognutz

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Thanks for the laugh.
I'm sending that one to a  friend of mine who is a pharmacist.

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WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :TooFunny:

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HaaaHahhh!  Another good one!   Where are you getting these from?
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