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What Is A Woman ?

Started by redarrow, December 30, 2011, 09:19:14 PM

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redarrow



A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

OOPS ! Wait a minute,my bad.

I was  thinking of beer. It's beer that does all that s%*t.

Never mind.


     

Hognutz

 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  You off the meds again, Red?? That's funny stuff... :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


chatterbox


Crappiepro

I was seein this Millerlite gal for awhile but she left me flat. I started seein this new gal "BudSelect" since then we have made a very strong relationship. :icon_thumright:

ghillie

I'm courting a girl from St Pauly...

mossy835

It was sounding good to me then you quit?   :TooFunny:

Ol'Mossy

Quote from: redarrow on December 30, 2011, 09:19:14 PM


A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

You just described my wife  ;D