In a covert operation in the early morning hours Bristol rescued Baby Jesus from a band of renegade midgets living in my neighbors front yard. She single handedly wiped out the entire gang of midgets, grabbed Baby Jesus and made a dash back to headquarters. Seal team six don't have anything on Bristol. Baby Jesus has been turned over to the proper authorities.
For those who don't know who Bristol is, she is my Doberman pup who just turned seven months old. She has grown fast, already tipping the scales at 86 lbs.
