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Started by catdaddy, November 30, 2011, 10:40:44 AM
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Today's Riddle
November 30, 2011, 10:40:44 AM
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below:
Get your drunk self off the merry-go-round and go home!!
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November 30, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
Good one Catdaddy !
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November 30, 2011, 11:32:45 AM
Stone Road Turkey Calls / Gary Taylor
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November 30, 2011, 11:37:09 AM
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November 30, 2011, 11:48:56 AM
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November 30, 2011, 11:59:14 AM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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November 30, 2011, 01:01:14 PM
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November 30, 2011, 01:04:46 PM
LOL
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November 30, 2011, 01:20:56 PM
Never truer words.
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November 30, 2011, 03:10:52 PM
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November 30, 2011, 03:37:48 PM
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November 30, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
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November 30, 2011, 03:51:13 PM
Stupid me tried to figure it out before scrolling down to the answer.
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November 30, 2011, 04:29:05 PM
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
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