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If you grew up in rural Wisconsin....

Started by Hognutz, October 30, 2011, 08:39:32 PM

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Hognutz

*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping  between the reception and wedding dance.
*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter.
*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.
*You know that "combine" is a noun.
*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steelpost in the middle of winter.
*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".
*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration  before wedding dates are set.
*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shining for deer and then out for Friday night fish.
*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.
*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help  milk cows in the morning.
*You have driven your car on the lake.
*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."
*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait.
*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.
*You think that the start of deer season or (the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!

You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your Wisconsin friends!!!!!



May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Ol'Mossy

There's quite alot of them we go by here in Pa  ;D

Hognutz

Yah..You could cross out Wi. and add most any northern state, and it would still ring true..Mike
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Jay

Up in Northern Minnesota I couldn't believe how much alcohol those people poured down including the women in the Winter time. There just wasn,t anything to do in the small Northern towns, but drink. 4 wheel drive and snowmobiles were required. I'd visit my cousin who was a miner up in the iron range, and outside of tackle football without pads, dancing Polkas in a bar full of drunken miners swinging their ladies around on a Polka floor was the next closest thing. Brutal.

wisconsinteacher

I was able to say yes to everyone.  The date one was done many times during high school.  I live north of highway 8 now so I know about northern WI. 

lohaus


woodwzrd

Every one of those hit home. When I was just a couple of years out of high school I built prefab homes for Wick Building systems  and they actually layed everyone off for a week during the national holiday (Deer hunting) because they had so many vacation requests.