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We're Healed..

Started by Hognutz, October 30, 2011, 11:17:42 AM

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Hognutz

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON

TV.  THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE

HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.



GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER

ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.

GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE

OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.


GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU

OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE

THE DEAD."


May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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