Alex and Benny had been woodworking buddies for almost eighty years, and one day Alex speculated on the possibility of there being woodworking in heaven. Both agreed that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if there is. As it turned out, Benny died the next day. Exactly one month later, Alex woke up to the sound of his name being called.
"Alex! Wake Up! I have good news and I have bad news!" cried the ghost of Benny to his friend. "The good news is that woodworking is everywhere in Heaven! No matter where you go, there's an open shop. They always have the latest tools, everything always cuts perfectly, joints practically join themselves! It's paradise up there!"
"That IS good news," Alex said. "But what's the bad news?"
"You're scheduled to give a demonstration on dovetails tomorrow at 2:30."
