What are some of the best "nick-names" you come across?

[renegade19]

Worm
Rat
Mouse
Bird
Mule
Pig
Goat
Bic
Greasy
Fat Man
Sal
Bopper
Double A
Ttriple A
And the best for last:  Swaller.  I'll let you guess as to that one.

[TheTwistedOne]

Not as colorful or "off"-colorful as some of the nicknames listed so far.

Two of my good friends.

Huckleberry - Has hunted almost everywhere and gotten more species than anyone else I know.

Buckee - Kills one or two really nice bucks every year.

[Gobblestopper]

Some of my buddies call my wife "The Bearpaw" after she brought up a huge crappie while ice fishing that shook her hook and tried to escape back down the hole.
Well, she's only like 5'2", but she let out what can best be described as an ear shattering, giant cavewoman grizzly bear growl as she dove down on the ice and stuck her whole arm down the hole.  When she came back up soaking wet with that monster fish locked in a finger nail death grip somebody yelled out the THE BEARPAW!!! We laughed so long and freaking hard that you just knew it was the birth of a truly great and everlasting nickname.

[doublelung]

Have a buddy we call Shotgun..... He weighs 410...

[renegade19]

Have a buddy we call Shotgun..... He weighs 410...

Nice!

[Ol'Mossy]

I have a couple of friends that has nicknames for their kids:

Fat Rat
Spider
Bugs
Skinny

I call my wife Honey Bear

I have a Brother In Law I call...well never mind

[contagious]

My nick name has been "Dirt" for a while now.My last name is Farmer,and a friend who I had just met ask the same ol question "well what kind of farmer are you? and I told him was just a poor ol dirt farmer.My name has been  Dirt ever since.!!!!!