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GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

Started by GobbleNut, February 21, 2025, 09:22:31 AM

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zelmo1


Zobo

Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

Happy

Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?

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crow

Not sure you've schooled anybody, the internet being so different than real life

Happy

You tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

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Zobo

Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?

You see what
 I mean?😏
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

backforty

Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Hey, don't judge till you've tried it. It's a great team bonding experience. (Threw up a little in my mouth while typing this)


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Zobo

Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

Happy

Quote from: backforty on March 29, 2025, 03:31:12 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Hey, don't judge till you've tried it. It's a great team bonding experience. (Threw up a little in my mouth while typing this)


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It ok, Backforty. I hear that Everclear that Jiffy pop adds to their cool-aid can really do a number on a man. You prolly thought you were doing the Cha-Cha Slide with the Swedish bikini swim team. If you were at the GOATS campfire, I would offer you a good 12 year bourbon and a good cigar to get the taste out of your mouth.

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Happy

Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

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Zobo

Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

Happy

Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Have you ever sipped bourbon through a yelper? You, sir, have piqued my curiosity.

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zelmo1

I don't know if i should laugh or cry  :OGturkeyhead:  Z

Happy

Quote from: zelmo1 on March 31, 2025, 01:20:28 PMI don't know if i should laugh or cry  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
Laugh, it's more manly. Crying is for wussies. Unless you're like Backforty and just realized you were salsa dancing with fat dudes in diapers. That would make  anyone cry.

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