GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

[JeffC]

Reject that is soooo gross and funny. And I thought my search history is bad...  

[Happy]

Might as well get used to this view, Jiffy and team. Prolly aint gonna change much this spring. That's how it is when you are always bringing up the rear.

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[Zobo]

You think Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe? 🤔

[Happy]

You this Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe?

Just make sure it changes octaves if you give the ol' satchel a hard squeeze. . For you musically illiterate flockers, an octave is a musical scale.

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[crow]

JiffyPop once told the game warden he was legal because he plugged his gun with an octave,

Yep, that went as expected and he lost his milk money for the week

[JeffC]

We wont talk about that time "Cranky" wouldn't stop eating and refused to leave that restaurant..    

[Happy]

I hear the tattered flunkies are trying to up their game and be more manly and develop their killer instinct. Attendance is mandatory on held bi-weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I heard they really had to work hard to find the right guy to help them, but finally settled on one the group agreed would challenge them and raise their game without setting unrealistic expectations. I hope the instructor y'all picked out works out!

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[crow]

On a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree for doing #2



Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to yelp but couldn't get started.

The next morning I took a big chance,
Tried to cackle only to poop my pants

Thought then and there my hunt came to an end,
Then remembered, thank goodness for xtra large Depends


The day was still dawning brite and fair
So sad the odor of rancid chili dogs hung in the air

I tried to cluck but my lips went dry,
Dropped my trumpet, curse this burning in my eye

When all else fails I can go to my blind,
Favorite place to text, sleep and unwind

Now I'm awake and my heart took a flutter,
Embarrassed to say I shot my deluxe Robo Strutter

[JeffC]

    

[Zobo]

On a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree

Hey, nice going Mr.
Edgar Allan Crow!
I can tell you put a lot of time into that masterpiece of ****.
Congratulations, I'm surprised it's intelligible, albeit crude.
And please, get your facts straight next time. Everyone knows I would never use a deluxe robo stutter to hunt turkeys.
I only use the standard model.

[Happy]

Surprised there wasn't a line about an e-caller in there. Speaking of which, Lactose was bragging about the new call the team had custom made for this year.

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[crow]

I heard if you let the string rewind real slow it gives that raspy sound everybody is chasing

[zelmo1]

Don't drag " the champs" into your sordid world.

[JeffC]

ALL HAIL the DOMINATE PRDATOR'S THE SCATTERED FLOCK!!!

[Happy]

Don't worry, we will leave you all alone so you can make sure your feeders are working properly. Batteries on your golf carts are charged, and trail cameras are sending you up to date info. Us GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right.

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