ONLY AN IDIOT MOWS HIS GRASS IN 100+ weather

[HogBiologist]

I think I have had to mow about 3 times since green up this year.  We are as dry as a popcorn fart around here.

[doublegobble]

  great, now I have a mental picture of Jay riding his lawnmower in his speedo. Make it go away!

[RutnNStrutn]

Best beer drinking weather for mowing lmao

Exactly!!!
Guess I'm an idiot then Jay. Here in central Florida in the afternoon, I cruise around the yard on my riding mower steering with one hand, a beer in the other hand.

[Jay]

great, now I have a mental picture of Jay riding his lawnmower in his speedo. Make it go away!

After finishing my lawn, I collapsed on my lawn chair.   And no speedo. Plus I don't have a riding mower. Sorry about the diet coke, but I really hate warm beer.

[doublegobble]

Should have went for a little dip in the hot tub behind you. 

[ffmsb]

In the south you don't have much of a choice. Heat index 100+ everyday 

Yep thats why I decided this year to treat myself and hire a lawn service $75 per month...Now i sit in my pool drinking beer while they cut the grass.

[Bonjour]

You can come work with me Jay. We're working in the John Deere foundry right now. About 100 yards away from the furnaces. The heat index is at 111 right now, and it felt cool out when we walked out the door. Has to be at least 130 in there. Not to mention working at least 9 hour days and Saturdays. I hate this heat. 

[savduck]

You can come work with me Jay. We're working in the John Deere foundry right now. About 100 yards away from the furnaces. The heat index is at 111 right now, and it felt cool out when we walked out the door. Has to be at least 130 in there. Not to mention working at least 9 hour days and Saturdays. I hate this heat. 

Man I remember when I did electrical work. You would be in that same type temperatures in the attic, come down and 105 felt like AC.

Fellas it was 101 at 3:00 PM today WITHOUT the heat index here in SC.

[savduck]

today was 119 heat index and our dew point was 81. even the mosquitos were sweating their butts off

Man, yall boys from up north must be hurting with that weather.....that makes the daisy dukes come out around here.

[Jay]

  Us Northern boys don't handle heat well, but we can sure handle the cold.

[savduck]

Us Northern boys don't handle heat well, but we can sure handle the cold.

Remember the post on here about us southerns being the fattest, thats because it 95 and above 6 months out of the year. We have learned the best place for that is in the AC with choice of cool beverage

I used to love hot weather, and hate cold....piss on both. i want to find a place that is about 73 year round. I find myself yearning for duck season and cooler temps as i get older.

[Basser69]

Give me the heat and y'all guys up north keep that cold white mess!

[scoot12]

I must be one, just got done cutting the grass and steamy is not the word for it.  I can handle the cold more then this crap.  Scoot

[OLE RASPY]

Im getting ready to mow now just changed my belt on my deck and fixin to mow.









Forgot to mention i went and bought a case of Moose head.Yeah thats right.
Its hotter than heck here right now i was sweating in the shade,but i love it with the right brewskie.