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The Magic Green Hat.

Started by redarrow, February 14, 2011, 03:56:50 PM

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redarrow

February 14, 2011, 03:56:50 PM

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!



CASH

#1
February 14, 2011, 03:59:37 PM
 :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

pullit

#2
February 14, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
sad but true :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Flydown

#3
February 14, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
I gotta get me one of those. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

turkey slayer

#4
February 14, 2011, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 14, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
I gotta get me one of those. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
x2 where do I go to get it  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Hognutz

#5
February 14, 2011, 04:20:37 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  :fud: :emoticon-cartoon-012:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

OLE RASPY

#6
February 14, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

TrackeySauresRex

#7
February 14, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
    :emoticon-cartoon-012:      Nice !
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

PANYHunter

#8
February 14, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: awesome

BigHooks

#9
February 14, 2011, 07:55:30 PM
That was funny I don't care who you are... :character0029:

mossy835

#10
February 14, 2011, 07:57:52 PM
Now that is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an

woodchip

#11
February 14, 2011, 08:01:47 PM
I have a cousin that is a border patrol agent, see if I can borrow one sometime!

knightrider

#12
February 14, 2011, 08:02:27 PM
 :emoticon-cartoon-012: :z-guntootsmiley: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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