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Started by zelmo1, August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM

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Turkeybutt

#75
August 28, 2023, 02:47:34 PM
Anything is good with enough BBQ sauce or alcohol!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

Sir-diealot

#76
August 28, 2023, 02:57:45 PM
Not much for booze, hard to get good BBQ sauce around here and GF complains when I make anything, says everything I make is too spicy. She thinks peppermint is too spicy.

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

zelmo1

#77
August 30, 2023, 05:51:34 AM
Dont ever, judge a deer by a picture2. Z

Tom007

#78
August 30, 2023, 06:15:49 AM
Don't ever think your an expert turkey hunter...

zelmo1

#79
August 31, 2023, 12:50:12 PM
Dont ever buy a car from someone with less teeth than you.  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:

Turkeybutt

#80
September 02, 2023, 10:04:26 AM
Don't ever leave an empty roll of toilet paper!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

Sir-diealot

#81
September 02, 2023, 12:08:15 PM
Don't ever drink from the widemouth Mountain Dew bottles in my hunting blind, it's not mountain dew in those bottles!

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

zelmo1

#82
September 05, 2023, 05:58:54 AM
Don't  ever go to the animal shelter or gun shop directly after a pet dies. Z

Paulmyr

#83
September 06, 2023, 01:05:17 AM
Don't ever pee with your hunting gloves on if your allergic to poison oak!!!!
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

zelmo1

#84
September 11, 2023, 07:13:21 AM
Don't ever try to reason with a drunk. Z :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:

RutnNStrutn

#85
September 11, 2023, 09:57:37 PM
Don't EVER vote for a Democrat!!!

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zelmo1

#86
September 12, 2023, 08:08:00 AM
Don't ever compliment your wife's " sleazy cousin"!  :OGturkeyhead:  Z

Turkeybutt

#87
September 15, 2023, 07:19:26 PM
Don't ever respond when your wife asks if the dress or jeans she is wearing makes her butt look big.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

crow

#88
September 16, 2023, 05:37:55 PM
Don't ever pretend you have a headache because your trying to save your leg strength for opening day

Turkeybutt

#89
September 17, 2023, 09:39:38 AM
That's something only you would do Crow!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"
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