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Husband vs. Wife. Who makes the coffee?

Started by Hognutz, June 27, 2011, 09:39:06 AM

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Hognutz


Husband vs. Wife
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee
each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should
do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the
top of several pages, that it indeed says....

"HEBREWS"

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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mnturkey

I agree, If she makes it it is to weak.
SEMPER FI

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 :TooFunny:
I go to a pretty big church.  We have a coffee bar named "Hebrews Cafe".
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Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


mossy835

Thats good but I am not showing this to my wife!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

flintlock

HA!   She has to cook the RIBS though!   :)

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Hognutz

Quote from: flintlock on June 27, 2011, 01:07:44 PM
HA!   She has to cook the RIBS though!   :)

Wess

Now that's funny, right there.  ;D
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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