Most Underutilized Hen Sound By The Hunter In The Spring?

[TN-Hunter]

Silence..

But most people just can't do it!

[crow]

And in the youtube light I saw
Ten thousand Tubers maybe more
Hunters yelping without speaking
Hunters clucking without feeling
People making noises that turkeys never shared
And no one dared,
To scratch the leaves in silence

Fools the youtubers do not know
How hearts and likes make their narcissism grow.
Fanboys posting "I know that place!"
Youtubers claim no time to monitor comments and erase.
Opening day, getting pushed to a later date.
Next year take a number to park at this gate.
Only to scratch the leaves in gobble silence.

  Far Out Man

[crow]

Hello Public my old Friend
Some trucks have blocked me in again
E Bike tires humming everywhere
Sitting in the dark I despair
I am back in as far as I can go
No one knows,
There's no gobbling, just silence

[EZ]

Lol, OMG, I've been missing this. Thanks for the belly laughs!!!

Hello youtube my old friend,
Another how to call again,
You must be raspy and sound like Zack,
If you want that gobbler in the sack,
I just slapped together some old bones,
Had great tones,
And blew the head off another one of those demons....that came in silent!!!!

[tal]

   We're in the presence of greatness

[crow]

Lol, OMG, I've been missing this. Thanks for the belly laughs!!!

Hello youtube my old friend,
Another how to call again,
You must be raspy and sound like Zack,
If you want that gobbler in the sack,
I just slapped together some old bones,
Had great tones,
And blew the head off another one of those demons....that came in silent!!!!

EZ Top

[Zobo]

Who else is singing the song in their head as we read this?

Excellent job gentlemen.

No one under the age of 45

[Happy]

I am insulted. I know that song well, and I am 42. I do prefer Disturbed's version though.

[EZ]

EZ Top

That's right 

[Zobo]

I am insulted. I know that song well, and I am 42. I do prefer Disturbed's version though.

Definitely check out the Taylor Swift version too, highly recommended

[g8rvet]

I am insulted. I know that song well, and I am 42. I do prefer Disturbed's version though.

Just found this the other day.   Awesome.

[timmymac24]

Wow paralysis by analysis after reading 4 pages of posts as a newbie turkey guy.  Good info though thanks for cluttering my mind.

[mountainhunter1]

Hello Public my old Friend
Some trucks have blocked me in again
E Bike tires humming everywhere
Sitting in the dark I despair
I am back in as far as I can go
No one knows,
There's no gobbling, just silence

Dude you may missed one of your callings. And Old Mr. Cox has nothing on your song writing skills and I in some ways like your current version better than Simon and Garfunkel's.

I have been singing this stuff for two days and the thing about it, much of this stuff you guys wrote is spot on true.

[crow]

  It's hard to get the tune out of your head.

I like the Bible verses at the end of your signature