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GOATS Strategy: Stage One

Started by GobbleNut, February 25, 2023, 11:45:40 AM

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Mossyguy

Isn't it Jello time at the nursing home for you old farts  ;D

JeffC

#16
Rumor has it the nurses are on strike at the "Grumpy" home because "reject" went and took out the frozen turkey they planned on cooking for Thanksgiving and let it defrost in the 1 bed pan they all share, before the nurse had a chance to clean it out. So no one is giving out the medicine to the delusional dysfunctional "Grumpyies".  :goofball: :goofball:   
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JeffC

I was able to do some undercover work and capture a picture of the "Grumpies" hunting...
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Tom007


reflexl

Huh we only use butterballs. Nothing but the best. Proves that pic is straight up staged.

FullChoke

Quote from: reflexl on March 02, 2023, 12:49:43 PM
Huh we only use butterballs. Nothing but the best. Proves that pic is straight up staged.
I thought that "butterballs" was the diagnosis from your last doctor's visit.

:z-dizzy:


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

JeffC

Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 02, 2023, 12:49:43 PM
Huh we only use butterballs. Nothing but the best. Proves that pic is straight up staged.
I thought that "butterballs" was the diagnosis from your last doctor's visit.

:z-dizzy:

You read the Doctors notes wrong FullChoke, they said the "Grumpies" were "buttering their privates trying to attract the sabbatical" , Doctor said they were hallucinating again, think he is upping their meds.
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reflexl

Quote from: JeffC on March 02, 2023, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: FullChoke on March 02, 2023, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: reflexl on March 02, 2023, 12:49:43 PM
Huh we only use butterballs. Nothing but the best. Proves that pic is straight up staged.
I thought that "butterballs" was the diagnosis from your last doctor's visit.

:z-dizzy:

You read the Doctors notes wrong FullChoke, they said the "Grumpies" were "buttering their privates trying to attract the sabbatical" , Doctor said they were hallucinating again, think he is upping their meds.

Not changing meds. Doc told me no cure for good looking.

snoman4

Humm I found all of the GOATS super secret hunting spots....shoppers beware



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Tom007

Quote from: snoman4 on March 02, 2023, 07:09:09 PM
Humm I found all of the GOATS super secret hunting spots....shoppers beware



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GobbleNut much better looking than this dude, must be an imposter......

snoman4

The GOATS motto seeing as they are geriatric and don't shoot straight....shh don't tell them that's a rooster and not a gobbler.

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reflexl

Quote from: snoman4 on March 02, 2023, 07:13:51 PM
The GOATS motto seeing as they are geriatric and don't shoot straight....shh don't tell them that's a rooster and not a gobbler.

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I know him! He used to play drums in our band!


Happy

I have to say, you boys are getting into it!

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Tom007

Just over here spying, trying to hear your opening day strategy...... :o

reflexl

It is all encrypted and involves elves, lots of poop and  a stuffed turtle.