One afternoon a millionaires wife went shopping for some really expensive lingerie to surprise her husband that evening. She bought 3 outfits that were very sheer and they cost around 800.00 a piece. She couldn't wait to get home to show them off.
That evening after dinner the husband was sitting by the pool relaxing and drinking a cold beer.
The wife said, "Honey I bought some nice lingerie this afternoon do you want to see them?"
He said, "Yes I would and why don't you show them to me on the balcony."
So she went upstairs and put the first one on, walked out on the balcony and said to her husband,"How do you like this one?"
He said, "For that much money they should have ironed it first."
He never heard the shot.
