GOATS Check-In for 2023

[crow]

I vote we wait until the 25th as posted and see how it plays out with last years team

[Happy]

I'm with you fellers. . All I am worried about is making sure any new members are worthy of the GOAT title. They better be able to talk smack, have a sense of humor, and look good while doing all of the above. Also, we have to make sure they are physically and emotionally fit for the rigors and demands of being a GOAT.

[crow]

I hope they will have the commitment to stand at the sink for hours if necessary and flush out all the ear wax to be able to hear the faintest gobble

got mine done last week, and only took 1 and a half bottles of Draino to get the sink back in shape

[Paulmyr]

I'm with you fellers. . All I am worried about is making sure any new members are worthy of the GOAT title. They better be able to talk smack, have a sense of humor, and look good while doing all of the above. Also, we have to make sure they are physically and emotionally fit for the rigors and demands of being a GOAT.

I don't know about talking smack but I do stay at a Holiday Inn once in a while!

[eggshell]

You make a good point crow, I forgot about the 25th deadline,my bad

[Rapscallion Vermilion]

I thought my GOAT-y sense was tingling.  Is it already that time again?  Time flies when you are hibernating.  Having barely made the "good looking" cut last year and seeing as this last year hasn't been kind, I've been expecting to be GOAT-benched.  Ronnie did raise the bar though, so if he is truly out (GobbleNut can't raise the required funds), I might still make the cut.

[crow]

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every team needs at least 1 Maineiac.

[Happy]

Your fine Rap. Just being a GOAT raises your looks at least 5 times over. Now if you were one of those killer z's, you would be outa luck. I heard those boys mama's had to tie a steak around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.

[crow]

Happy, I started using that xtra strength medicated hand lotion you told me about to make my hands more good looking for the pics this year. It worked so good I been using it on my face, 1/4 of my wrinkles are smoothed out and I found if it's put on seconds  before a pic it fills in another 1/4 of them.

I'm so good looking now it looks suspicious and probably will get stopped by the Game warden thinking somehow I must be up to no good, I don't even resemble my drivers lic.

[Happy]

Happy, I started using that xtra strength medicated hand lotion you told me about to make my hands more good looking for the pics this year. It worked so good I been using it on my face, 1/4 of my wrinkles are smoothed out and I found if it's put on seconds  before a pic it fills in another 1/4 of them.

I'm so good looking now it looks suspicious and probably will get stopped by the Game warden thinking somehow I must be up to no good, I don't even resemble my drivers lic.

Glad it's working out for ya. You need to head up my way this spring. I discovered we got a new DNR lady while bowhunting this fall. If i remember correctly, she is in her late 20s, and she is pretty easy on the eyes. I got a pretty good going over, but by the time it was all over, and i was proven to be a law-abiding citizen, we had our phones out showing each other hunting pictures. I got her name and number somewheres around here. That cream is good stuff. I was out in the middle of nowhere, wearing facepaint, and she still tracked me down and was waiting for me at my truck. When it comes to being good-looking, the struggle is real. So if we have any single GOATS, y'all just need to hang out with me for a day, and you will meet a lady or three. What happens after that is all up to you, but I am already spoken for, so they might be willing to settle for someone else.

[Happy]

And before some Jack wagon gets on here and says she was just doing her job...you can just zip it. My version is a better story.

[GobbleNut]

And before some Jack wagon gets on here and says she was just doing her job...you can just zip it. My version is a better story.

I would tell y'all an amazing story of me meeting up with a great-looking female game warden in the woods years ago and what happened...
Unfortunately, I don't have one....   

[Paulmyr]

And before some Jack wagon gets on here and says she was just doing her job...you can just zip it. My version is a better story.

I would tell y'all an amazing story of me meeting up with a great-looking female game warden in the woods years ago and what happened...
Unfortunately, I don't have one....   

In an effort to up my chances at claiming a possible prized open spot on this highly esteemed Championship Team, I humbly take knee and  put forward the point on my resume that consists of having a hot female warden sneak up on me just in time to catch me in the act of taking a leak. Of course she didn't announce her presence til after I was finished. Although we didn't exchange numbers, the look on her face was priceless!

[Happy]

And before some Jack wagon gets on here and says she was just doing her job...you can just zip it. My version is a better story.

I would tell y'all an amazing story of me meeting up with a great-looking female game warden in the woods years ago and what happened...
Unfortunately, I don't have one....   

In an effort to up my chances at claiming a possible prized open spot on this highly esteemed Championship Team, I humbly take knee and  put forward the point on my resume that consists of having a hot female warden sneak up on me just in time to catch me in the act of taking a leak. Of course she didn't announce her presence til after I was finished. Although we didn't exchange numbers, the look on her face was priceless!

That's impressive! Your off to a good start!

[Mossyguy]

Did y'all stock up on Geritol and Metamucil this year? Also make sure your scooter batteries are charged up