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Make me feel like a Woman.

Started by Hognutz, June 16, 2011, 11:56:13 AM

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Hognutz

June 16, 2011, 11:56:13 AM
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, One...button ...at a ...time...
No one moves.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . . ..
'Iron this. Then get me a beer'. 

Disclaimer: I am just the messanger..Mike  :TooFunny:

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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June 16, 2011, 12:00:17 PM
 :TooFunny:

redarrow

#2
June 16, 2011, 12:01:51 PM
OMG thats funny. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Basser69

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June 16, 2011, 12:20:24 PM


doepee

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June 16, 2011, 12:27:00 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

vaturkey

#5
June 16, 2011, 02:01:02 PM
When I seen this topic -" Make Me Feel Like A Woman" Coming from Hognutz, I thought, this ought to be good. !!!    :TooFunny:








Vaturkey

LX_Trkyhntr

#6
June 16, 2011, 04:28:58 PM
That's one of the best I've heard in a long time!! :you_rock: :you_rock: :you_rock:
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#7
June 16, 2011, 04:36:12 PM
Good one. :icon_thumright:
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CASH

#8
June 16, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

Ol'Mossy

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June 16, 2011, 04:48:17 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

neal

#10
June 16, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
Quote from: vaturkey on June 16, 2011, 02:01:02 PM
When I seen this topic -" Make Me Feel Like A Woman" Coming from Hognutz, I thought, this ought to be good. !!!    :TooFunny:

Make me feel like a woman........... by HOGNUTZ.... that's funny stuff right there!!!
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turkey slayer

#11
June 16, 2011, 11:14:24 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: thats great :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

coyotetrpr

#12
June 16, 2011, 11:17:44 PM
 :thanks: :lol:
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chatterbox

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June 17, 2011, 05:18:48 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

mossy835

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June 17, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
 :TooFunny:Funny  :TooFunny:
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