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New High Tech Supermarket. Look Out Piggly wiggly !

Started by redarrow, June 12, 2011, 09:53:16 AM

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redarrow

Awhile back a new supermarket opened in my neighborhood. It has automatic water sprinklers to keep the produce looking crisp. Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the dairy cases you hear cows mooing and the smell of fresh cut hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and onions.
When you get to the egg cases you hear hens clucking and cackling and the air is filled with the smell of bacon and eggs frying.The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Man you had me going there for a minute !! Good one !! :TooFunny:





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Quote from: vaturkey on June 12, 2011, 12:39:19 PM
Man you had me going there for a minute !! Good one !! :TooFunny:

Yep, me too!    :TooFunny:



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