I Have Never...

[CAPTJJ]

Laid the smack down on anything.

Killed a thunder chicken.

Given anything a dirtnap.

Fell free to add, LOL.

[Sungrazer]

Smoked him

[MISSISSIPPI Double beard]

Shot a gobbler at 50 yards with a 410

[Mossyguy]

Told a lie 

[doublespurs21]

forgot the toilet paper,,,,,,,,,,,,

[fallhnt]

Had a hit list.

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[Yoder409]

Had a heavy metal band play as I had a gobbler coming to the gun.

(I do NOT know how those guys on TV do it.  Those guitars are LOUD !!!  Turkeys around here would never stand for that.)

[Chad Gus715]

Used a decoy

[Bridger]

used anything but lead shot

[richard black]

taken a nap while hunting

[Jimspur]

Got 'er done.

[Hobbes]

Stroked my own ego by telling the rest of the world that I do it better than they do.

[Stickbow98]

M-m-m-missed!! 

[Sixes]

Havested anything but vegetables

[Yelper]