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Dog For Sale

Started by Hognutz, August 04, 2012, 04:07:16 PM

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Hognutz

Whether you own a dog or not,
you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below.




Dog For Sale.

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,
as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, or molesters
left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,

Ho Lee Schitt.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


coyotetrpr

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captin_hook

HahahHAaahA. The funny thing is my buddy has that same breed. English mastiff, I'm pretty sure, anyway, he's nicer than my chocolate lab. But he looks mean as heck.

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