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Children's Mass

Started by Hognutz, January 29, 2013, 02:23:46 PM

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Hognutz

      A Priest was presenting a special children's mass to the congregation.

During the message, he asked the children if they knew what the

resurrection was.


Now, asking questions during children's mass is crucial, but at the same

time, asking the children questions in front of a congregation can also be

very dangerous.


Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection,

a little boy raised his hand. The Priest called on him and the little boy

said, "All I know is that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than

four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."


It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from

their laughter for mass to be continued.

 

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


tomstopper


longspur


Ded Goblr

Another good laugh, thanks Hnutz.....