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Started by jblackburn, January 17, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
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jblackburn
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January 17, 2013, 08:47:08 AM
I saw this on my facebook, it is ridiculously funny!
Read the product reviews, some people have way too much time on their hands!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk
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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.
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January 17, 2013, 09:44:57 AM
Lol WOW! This caused one of those awkward moments at work when your laughing and nobody knows why and you hope they don't think you're crazy.
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January 17, 2013, 02:46:27 PM
The reviews are pretty funny, especially the one about incorporating the thing inot lovemaking.
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January 17, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
Nice!!!! The one guy said that it worked much better after he realized that you had to peel the banana, first..Yikes
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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January 17, 2013, 05:19:29 PM
Nice.
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January 17, 2013, 05:32:11 PM
"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. "
God Bless,
David B.
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January 17, 2013, 05:33:48 PM
This one made me laugh so hard that my coworkers came to check on me!
"Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord"
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January 17, 2013, 05:55:02 PM
I know what the wifey is getting for valentines day this year.
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January 17, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
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