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Started by Mag10, June 12, 2012, 09:56:11 PM

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Mag10


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We
went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
... I called him an "asshole" .. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Mary called him a " head". He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

turkey slayer


Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


mountman62

dang, i got to start walking around looking for the bumper stickers, them folks need lots of learning
It's not a passion, It's an OBSESSION

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captin_hook

That's some good stuff right there!!!!!

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TrackeySauresRex

Now that's funny!  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."


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