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JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
Started by Turkey Trot, March 08, 2012, 11:50:49 AM
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JOKE: Blonde Alligator Hunter
March 08, 2012, 11:50:49 AM
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers at the expensive shoe store, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofa.......!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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March 08, 2012, 12:27:06 PM
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March 08, 2012, 12:47:32 PM
My sister inlaw is cherokee but if there are blond indians that would be her.
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March 08, 2012, 12:54:37 PM
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March 08, 2012, 01:17:29 PM
JVA54
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March 08, 2012, 01:22:34 PM
Eric Gregg
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March 08, 2012, 01:30:04 PM
That sounds like my sister.
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March 08, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
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March 08, 2012, 03:02:35 PM
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March 08, 2012, 03:21:46 PM
I've met one or two in my life
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March 08, 2012, 04:17:06 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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March 08, 2012, 05:03:35 PM
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March 08, 2012, 05:08:40 PM
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March 08, 2012, 05:09:03 PM
Thats is my 19 year old daughter!
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March 08, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
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