GOATS 2026

[GobbleNut]

I see that the other (obviously inferior) teams are starting to come out of hibernation, so I figured I better go ahead and start inquiring as to who on the (obviously superior) GOATS will be participating again in the 2026 contest.

So, if you were a GOAT in 2025 and would like to continue to be on the squad, please start checking in here.

(...And feel free to start the trash-talking directed at those subordinates on the other teams)     

[zelmo1]

Please excuse Mr. Nut as he is off his meds again.    Z

[Happy]

What the heck. Put  me in coach. These other teams may need someone to reference while they aspire to be good looking and manly. I do want a 15% pay raise though. As the years go by, my level of good looks and performance gets harder and harder to maintain.

[eggshell]

I will do the carnival show again. The out of state deer hunters that rent lodging off me fattened them up all winter with their deer feeders. Since I treat them so well they gave me permission to turkey hunt their leases, so I picked up a couple hundred more acres of private.