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Utmost Disrespect

Started by Gooserbat, May 28, 2022, 01:23:51 PM

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Gooserbat

May 28, 2022, 01:23:51 PM
What's the most disrespectful name you can calla turkey that's kicked your butt?

Corn Buzzard is my go to.
Nothing like seeing a kids eyes light up upon hearing that first gobble.

Old Timer

#1
May 28, 2022, 01:39:35 PM
Bad Bird :gobble:

ChesterCopperpot

#2
May 28, 2022, 01:56:02 PM
I was fishing with a fellow one time for alligator gar and there were absolute monsters breaching around us all day. Never got a bite and just before he cranked the engine he screamed at the top of his lungs, "I hope your buttholes grow shut!" I laughed till I cried and so now that's what I yell when they beat me. I yell it at the top of my lungs.


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Turkeybutt

#3
May 28, 2022, 02:10:20 PM
Freakin Turkeys
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

HookedonHooks

#4
May 28, 2022, 02:13:05 PM
Some turkeys just seem to want to die of old age.

I usually just call those what they are soon to become when they succumb, miscreant maggots.

Tom007

#5
May 28, 2022, 02:16:03 PM
Will Slip.... :turkey2:

Greg Massey

#6
May 28, 2022, 02:16:49 PM
S O BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

guesswho

#7
May 28, 2022, 02:22:07 PM
JB

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Howie g

#8
May 28, 2022, 02:45:21 PM
A Merde head ... it's Cajun . Look it up

Nathan_Wiles

#9
May 28, 2022, 03:41:55 PM
A friend of mine says "Stupid turkeys are a waste of my time!"
I usually call them something really mean like "sawed off banty rooster" or "barn yard big bird"

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May 28, 2022, 04:04:21 PM
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Rapscallion Vermilion

#11
May 28, 2022, 04:07:19 PM
Snoody bastard


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GobbleNut

#12
May 28, 2022, 04:11:48 PM
Lots of four-letter words in a row in assorted combinations depending on the degree of insult required to express the needed sentiment I might be feeling based on the individual encounter and how much of a fool that particular gobbler made of me.  ...Sometimes I run out of four-letter words and have to throw in a few five and six letter words...   ;D :angel9: 

Paulmyr

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May 28, 2022, 05:06:36 PM Last Edit: May 28, 2022, 06:56:04 PM by Paulmyr
I usually have no disrespectful names I call turkeys. "You sneaky bastard," Is about the best I can muster if he beats me that day and my thoughts will already be turned to what I'm going to try next time to turn the odds in my favor. The disrespectful names are generally directed at myself.
Paul Myrdahl,  Goat trainee

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.". John Wayne, The Shootist.

eggshell

#14
May 28, 2022, 05:57:23 PM
I don't call them names, any bird that beats me has my respect. I am more apt to say, "well played old boy then to cuss him out". A friend of mine called them ground buzzards.
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