After reading that sevetts recently had surgery and is layed up, I thought he might enjoy this. Here's a brief story on a call more expensive than the $200 Cody call I heard about. It started with me taking an extreme over the left shoulder and back shot. The result was a dead turkey, broke nose and stitches. Me not being the shy type shared the photos with some of my "friends" ;D Well I tool a lot of flack for that little incident. And the next thing I know the mailman brings me a customized call. Here is the beginning of the Karma series.
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As soon as I saw what it was I knew what I had to do. So I rounded up some pictures of the friends who chipped in on it along with some turkey feathers, some gobbler bones and my fan-net. Then I headed down to the bayou, built a fire, got naked, danced around and conjured up a curse for each of my friends. And please, no requests for the pictures of me dancing naked in the bayou wearing only my fan-net. I also warned them of what I had done. The next several months was very entertaining, at least for me. Here they are in order of membership entry into the Karma call series. Each of them are now proud owners of a Karma call. Some of you may recognize a couple of them.
Dave:
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Followed closely by Steve:
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Followed closely by Tom:
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Followed by anonymous, because he's a little embarrassed by shooting himself in the foot I won't reveal his real name. After this incident I went back to the bayou and called of the curse, it was getting stronger and I was afraid what might happen next, and after all I had proven my point.
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These calls cost a lot more than the $200 Cody. So, anybody want to come hunt with me? Gobblenut? :TooFunny:
I'm too skeert to get one of those calls! :z-dizzy:
Another great post ;D
Is it possible to get a sound file before committing to going hunting?
That's funny stuff. I think a football helmet and metatarsal boots would be standard equipment hunting with you. Instead of what's in your vest threads it would be what personal protective gear do you wear.
HOLY CRAP!!!, lol
Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2018, 11:09:56 AM
That's funny stuff. I think a football helmet and metatarsal boots would be standard equipment hunting with you. Instead of what's in your vest threads it would be what personal protective gear do you wear.
An athletic cup is a good option.
I think you need to start wearing your underwear and hat backwards... that way people want know which direction your coming ... :TooFunny:
Ronnie, you'd best head back down to the bayou and dance nekkid around that fire again!! I'm on that first Karma Kall that you got, and not only have I not earned my kall yet, but I'd love to hunt with you 'cause I ain't skeered!!! ;) ;D :funnyturkey: :lol:
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 16, 2018, 11:52:42 AM
Ronnie, you'd best head back down to the bayou and dance nekkid around that fire again!! I'm on that first Karma Kall that you got, and not only have I not earned my kall yet, but I'd love to hunt with you 'cause I ain't skeered!!! ;) ;D :funnyturkey: :lol:
I called it off after someone shot themselves in the foot, with tss of all things. By the way, do you know before that foot incident someone on the curse list fell out of a tree stand and was seriously injured, broke back, ribs, punctured lung etc. They're ok now but it could have really ended bad. I was afraid the next incident might result in someone being seriously killed or even worse, permanent death.
Steve's been cursed twice. Ask him about Chief Gobbling Turkeys rock! :TooFunny:
Sooo..... does tss hit harder than lead?
Quote from: Happy on February 16, 2018, 12:34:28 PM
Sooo..... does tss hit harder than lead?
What gets me is not all of the pellets went all the way through. :TooFunny:
If you want to send me an autographed copy of your 11th legion I will pay the shipping!
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Okkk, guys i was cleaning house, vacuuming , cleaning toilets and washing dishes...have i miss anything important... See i still have the wife working... From what i understand TSS is good for a sore throat and good butt whipping.... :OGani:
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Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 16, 2018, 11:52:42 AM
Ronnie, you'd best head back down to the bayou and dance nekkid around that fire again!! I'm on that first Karma Kall that you got, and not only have I not earned my kall yet, but I'd love to hunt with you 'cause I ain't skeered!!! ;) ;D :funnyturkey: :lol:
By the way, do you know before that foot incident someone on the curse list fell out of a tree stand and was seriously injured, broke back, ribs, punctured lung etc. They're ok now but it could have really ended bad.
Steve's been cursed twice. Ask him about Chief Gobbling Turkeys rock! :TooFunny:
Actually yes, I keep in touch with Ryan regularly since the old days, and was aware of that. I'm glad he's OK, definitely could have been game over.
I'll have to ask Steve about that next time I talk to him. :lol:
Remember the days when turkey hunting was supposed to be fun? Some of y'all take it to the next level :newmascot:
Anyone ever, by chance, suggest that you and your friends might wanna consider taking up checkers or macrame' instead ???
Guess Who the King of Voo Doo! :turkey2:
Quote from: Tail Feathers on February 16, 2018, 09:47:15 PM
Guess Who the King of Voo Doo! :turkey2:
I've stuck a few pins in turkey decoys before................. but I got NOTHIN' on this guy !!!!!!!!
Ronnie, you are the reason my insurance is so high.......... :bike2:
Ronnie you forgot one... I got sources all over man... :toothy12:
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Does anyone like cheese popcorn ... :popcorn:
Quote from: Tail Feathers on February 16, 2018, 11:09:03 PM
Ronnie you forgot one... I got sources all over man... :toothy12:
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Who did I forget?
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:Man, you ain't right!!!
I don't think you forgot anyone, this particular call wasn't in your original post.
Members of "The Order" are "perturbed" that you would forget such a thing. :TrainWreck1:
You may be summoned to a meeting of the Elders for a "talk". :deadhorse:
Come on man, you know the internet never forgets anything! :TooFunny:
Quote from: Tail Feathers on February 17, 2018, 10:07:54 AM
I don't think you forgot anyone, this particular call wasn't in your original post.
Members of "The Order" are "perturbed" that you would forget such a thing. :TrainWreck1:
You may be summoned to a meeting of the Elders for a "talk". :deadhorse:
Come on man, you know the internet never forgets anything! :TooFunny:
Keep in mind I've been hit in the head about a dozen to many times.
"These calls cost a lot more than the $200 Cody. So, anybody want to come hunt with me? Gobblenut?"
Uhhh,...I'm still weighing the pros and cons. I wish you hadn't put my name so close to the picture of that toe. That is some pretty ewgly sh*t right there!...
I told him it was a bad case of toeleo
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 16, 2018, 10:18:59 PM
Ronnie, you are the reason my insurance is so high.......... :bike2:
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Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 07:20:44 AM
Quote from: Tail Feathers on February 16, 2018, 11:09:03 PM
Ronnie you forgot one... I got sources all over man... :toothy12:
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Who did I forget?
Obviously it wasn't you, or me, or Jeff, or Fyrestorm, or Smokey Pokey, or Fired Up, or Neckringer. Who else got their eye whacked Ronnie? :z-dizzy:
Maybe something happened to Baxter I don't know about. :TooFunny:
:lol: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
Maybe something happened to Baxter I don't know about. :TooFunny:
Not Baxter!
I have a pic or two with him from his travels to OK. :you_rock:
You see who made the call...you'd have to ask him who this one was for. Maybe it was in memorium? Or could it have been a special toleo edition?
I actually don't know.
Ronnie, could that have been Steve's call? He isn't on the back of the call, so perhaps it's him? ???
You, Jeff and Dave are on the back of that call. So that's gotta be Steve's. Do you recall what year he busted his head? :z-dizzy: :lol: ;D
I didn't think it was Steve's because his picture is in the first post. But 2012 would be close in the timeframe, then shortly after that was Tom.
Tailfeathers could just take a picture of the other side.
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 07:41:26 PM
Tailfeathers could just take a picture of the other side.
:icon_thumright: :z-winnersmiley:
I don't have the call. The other pic that came with the one I posted was the same poor fella third down in the original post. They guy with the goatee and blood running down to the tip of his nose. I don't know him personally.
You ain't missing much :TooFunny: Nah, he's good people. That's Steve aka Ohioturkeyhunter.
That was a funny hunt. I killed one early and he was still hunting. I had mine hanging in a tree by the car and was cleaning it. Every time I'd rip feathers out a turkey would gobble 150 yards from the car. I texted Steve and he came to the car. By then it had quit gobbling. We went to the store and got a drink and something to snack on and went back. When we got back the bird gobble before we got out of the car. After he killed it I took that picture, and it was coast to coast in less than 30 seconds :TooFunny:
Three words of wisdom for Team Karma Calls:
Extended eye relief
:TooFunny:
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 19, 2018, 05:30:43 PM
Three words of wisdom for Team Karma Calls:
Extended eye relief
:TooFunny:
I did it with two words. Vortex Venom ;D
Quote from: guesswho on February 19, 2018, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 19, 2018, 05:30:43 PM
Three words of wisdom for Team Karma Calls:
Extended eye relief
:TooFunny:
I did it with two words. Vortex Venom ;D
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: