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Title: The Outhouse
Post by: Hognutz on April 08, 2011, 11:14:46 AM



                                The Outhouse

                                Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use
                                an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer,
                                freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
                                the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push
                                that old outhouse straight into the creek.





                                One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
                                Decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.  He
                                found a large stick and started pushing.  Finally, the outhouse toppled into
                               the creek and floated away.


                                That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
                                supper.  Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
                                The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It
                                was you, wasn't it son?"

                                The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read
                                in  school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
                                didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."


                                The dad replied, "Well, son,
                               George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."




Title: Re: The Outhouse
Post by: selinoid44 on April 08, 2011, 11:43:18 AM
Oh crap!
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Post by: barry on April 08, 2011, 12:08:53 PM
Ooops!
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Post by: redarrow on April 08, 2011, 12:30:33 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: CB on the run on April 08, 2011, 12:35:10 PM
  About 1980 I was working a Church lawn fate.  About closing time I was following a group of semi-intoxicated bikers when one decided to use a port-a-john.  I watched two of his felow bikers run up and push it over.  Luckily for the biker inside it landed door up and he emerged covered from head to boots and with a murderous look in his eye.  A foot chase ensued but I have no idea if he caught up to the other guys.  I'm sure if he would have had a pistol......

CB
Title: Re: The Outhouse
Post by: Trip on April 08, 2011, 12:44:43 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: TnHunter on April 08, 2011, 01:08:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: NCTURKEYHUNTER on April 08, 2011, 01:13:35 PM
Now that is funny :TooFunny:
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Post by: 870supermagnum on April 08, 2011, 01:47:01 PM
 :TooFunny:   :TooFunny:
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on April 08, 2011, 02:16:24 PM
My dad tells stories of pushing the outhouse back about 3' and on halloween hauling a neighbor's outhouse into town and setting it on fire.  Thankfully he has mellowed with age.   :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The Outhouse
Post by: Hognutz on April 08, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
Now pushing that outhouse back would be a dirty trick. Yikes!!
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Post by: jshively on April 08, 2011, 02:23:26 PM
Too funny. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Basser69 on April 08, 2011, 02:35:30 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: turkey slayer on April 08, 2011, 03:18:47 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: cannonball on April 08, 2011, 07:24:42 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: hookedspur on April 08, 2011, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: barry on April 08, 2011, 12:08:53 PM
Ooops!
Great I love it ...
Title: Re: The Outhouse
Post by: spur collector on April 08, 2011, 11:02:07 PM
 :icon_thumright:
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Post by: kamski1151 on April 09, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on April 09, 2011, 04:28:29 PM
A loooong time ago we were all at camp drinking. We had an outhouse there. Well one of the guys was pretty darn intoxicated and he disappeared.  Finally we all went outside and heard him yelling for help. He was in the outhouse jammed into the corner upside down with his feet sticking up in the air. He couldn't move at all. I never laughed so hard in my life.  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: mikejd on May 16, 2011, 07:56:24 PM
youll love thbis one. I am in construction and porto san are a way of life well i was on a job were the loborers were chopping the street with the 90lb jacks those of you who dont know they run by a big tow behind air compressor with  1 1/4" hose connected to a ball valve. ok here goes one of the guys went into the porto san (they are all friends here) when he was taking care of business the other guys quietly slid the 1 1/4" air hose down the vent tube into the nice blue water. Then opened the ball valve full bore. you know what is next. covered head to toe.
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on May 17, 2011, 04:42:21 AM
great story
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Post by: chatterbox on May 17, 2011, 05:47:57 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Good one Hog!
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Post by: Ozark Ridge Runner on May 17, 2011, 05:08:02 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: harvester on May 17, 2011, 08:15:52 PM
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Title: Re: The Outhouse
Post by: VAHUNTER on May 17, 2011, 08:46:58 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: now thats funny  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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